Gleek.

  • Idi: I sat next to a dorky looking fella, and he was pretty, and I wanted to sit with him, but I dropped my pen cap and we both reached for it and he handed it to me and we both smiled
  • Idi: Kristalyn it was a moment
  • Stalin: awwwwww cute
  • Stalin: I like when stuff like that happens.
  • Idi: cuz yer a chick
  • Stalin: cuz its like *heart beating really fast cuz i think you're pretty*
  • Stalin: lol you are too
  • Idi: not as chick as you are lolol
  • Stalin: "I'M IN LOVE WITH JESSE ST JAMES"
  • Idi: BUT I AM
  • Idi: OMG I REALLY AM
  • Stalin: what kind of name is that anyways
  • Idi: show choir name
  • Idi: like bryan ryan
  • Stalin: lol
  • Stalin: haha omg I love that name
  • Idi: I feel like a bull dog should be called bryan ryan

word to your mother.

  • Stalin: I has it all on a usb keeey.
  • Stalin: then it will be installed on your computer
  • Stalin: and it will be free
  • Stalin: and you'll be all like *TYPE TYPE TYPE* I LOVE WORD
  • Idi: you know me so well
  • Stalin: word.

AUTHORS NOTE: I honestly have no idea what was going on in this part of the conversation, but it speaks volumes.

  • Stalin: ugh
  • Idi: your earwax scared me
  • Idi: so I logged out
  • Stalin: hahaha
  • Stalin: I love how we were having two seperate conversations
  • Idi: VERY seperate conversations
  • Idi: smurfs
  • Idi: really?
  • Stalin: so file worked?
  • Idi: really?
  • Stalin: i dunno
  • Stalin: first thing i thought of that was blue ok?

Stalin's first time:

  • Idi: on the way there , in the car
  • Idi: we are playing like a virgin
  • Idi: the song not the game
  • Idi: (I don't even know if there is a game)
  • Stalin: lol
  • Stalin: I dont know what kind of game that would be
  • Stalin: but i don't think we should play it.
  • Idi: I agree
  • Idi: that is a game not to be played

laughter is inevitable

  • Stalin: hi
  • Stalin: my hand hurts.
  • Idi: stop masturbating
  • Idi: SNAP!
  • Stalin: lol
  • Stalin: whore.

british slang.

  • Stalin: yeah her screen name is cpckrock
  • Stalin: which is cupcake with no vowels
  • Stalin: cupcakerock
  • Idi: lol honestly, I saw cock.
  • Idi: rock
  • Idi: and I was like, COCKROCK?
  • Stalin: lol
  • Idi: WHY DIDNT I THINK OF THAT
  • Stalin: you're so dirty
  • Stalin: you whore.
  • Idi: slag

foolproof

  • Idi: DUKE!
  • Idi: That was my dream school
  • Stalin: really?
  • Idi: Yep. Because I was in love with a teacher named mr. Duke
  • Idi: and I wanted a mr. Duke of my own
  • Idi: I figured what better place than Duke university
  • Stalin: cuz they would obviously have hidden the stash of Mr.Dukes of the world there
  • Idi: my logic is foolproof.

freddie.

  • Stalin: wanna go see "Nightmare on Elm street"?
  • Idi: only if we can make out
  • Stalin: okay
  • Idi: I'm gonna wear something slutty
  • Stalin: I'm gonna wear something with flowers
  • Idi: chick.

6 degrees of Kevin bacon

  • Idi: have you seen Stir of Echoes?
  • Stalin: Stravakos?
  • Idi: WHAT?
  • Stalin: WHAT?

my cock went unnoticed.

  • Stalin: hai
  • Idi: I left you the funniest message
  • Idi: and it was long
  • Idi: likemycock
  • Stalin: I'm sooo angry I lost my phone
  • Stalin: I feel like an amputee
  • Idi: that's horrible
  • Idi: we need to buy you new clothes